Thursday, September 04, 2003

 
IT'S TOO LATE BABY, NOW, IT'S JUST TOO LATE...

Sorry, Britney, I'm not buying into your latest make nice. After you embarassed yourself by freedom kissing the hag, Madonna, at the MTV awards, you think you can just say you like what President Bush is doing and all's forgotten.

No, no, no, no. no. Go to your room.

PAT ROBERTSON COMES OUT FOR ARNOLD

Golly, it looks like the Reverend has prayed for (and received) discernment. Good. Watch for the flock to follow.

If Arnold does get elected, look for an immediate overhaul of state services and the layoff of state employees. In the last five years, 40,000 new jobs were created by Gray Davis and his democrat cronies. It's my understanding these jobs are located predominately in the social services bureaucracy. I'm sure there are some extra security people as well, and some teachers, to be fair.

Little known fact: Davis' quid quo pro for the prison guard lobby include a 40 percent raise in salary (the average guard makes $100,000), mandatory retirement at age 50 and full pay until the day they all die. This group one of the smallest lobbys in Sac.

Another little known fact: Just like the absentee Texas dems who fled to N. Mexico to avoid dealing with LEGAL redistricting due to increase in populations in certain areas, causing their party to lose 7 seats, California democrats got caught playing similar-style hardball. They left their recorder microphones on during one of the big strategy sessions in the caucas room. These guys play mean and rough. Let's just say the conversations were a bit more candid than they would've liked for us to think.

By the way, the state spends nearly $271,000 to educate a child from K through 12. And they still can't read, or think, or write. However, they are every bit as cool as anyone could be, Dude, Bro, WHATEVER.

One last fact: less than 13% of all workers in America belong to labor unions, most of them federal and state workers. Most of them still have no say in polticial contributions and endorsements. It's downright un-American.

DAVIS TO SIGN ILLEGALS' FREE PASS INTO HEAVEN

Well, if you looked up the word "pander" in the dictionary, you'll find Davis' face next to it. Don't you know it just burns Bustamante's butt that the Gov got the jump on the pander wagon?

What's next? Debate on the state senate floor in Spanish?

Too late. It happened yesterday when the many Latino senators argued the issue, yes, in Spanish.

Just shoot me.

THE WAR

I don't know about you but I'm getting real tired of the Iraqis' grumbling. These people need to step up to the plate and assist in their own rescue. I know they're scared, but every successful nation must have its heroes.

Meanwhile, I applaud the vertebrates amongst our leaders, e.g., Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Powell. These four men are responsible for saving western civilization.

WHO THE HELL IS MAUREEN DOWD, ANYWAY?

I'm a political junkie, no ifs, ands, buts. So, I've seen almost every political hack and commentator in America. However, just like the hit and run tactics of the Hollywood left, this woman is a phantom.

What bothers me is she's never available to answer for her innane diatribes about almost anyone who's got nerve and a feeling for America. I've been told she's "dating" Aaron Sorkin (now there's a catch), the original writer for The West Wing. Need I say more?

As Charlie Daniels says in his new book, paraphrased, "If you put it out there, you gotta take the consequences."

I doubt I'll get a note from Ms. Dowd asking me to lunch. I hear she doesn't relate well to the rest of us.

Thanks for the read.




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